No time to post. But I'm typing this at a starbucks in times square, so you know something good will follow.
Event Time
00:02 Use bathroom at La Guardia, guy shake-dry hands off into my face
02:30 Drunk falls straight onto 5th Ave in broad daylight blocking traffic, we are not doctors
04:00 Guy looking at ground walks straight into me while standing on corner
36:00 Woman next to us at dinner sneers about our discussion of High School Musical, "I have no words."
48:00 Upon learning that I am moving to Miami, someone recommends I go to Gordon Biersch when I get there
Some weird things I saw in NYC
That's a freaking panda staring at the ass of a 9 foot tall golden bull
Don't even know what to say about this
Hey, another I know another eye surgeon with a similar name
"we are not doctors" lol. i love that.
ReplyDeletehahaha, very nice...
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