Celebrities Are People Too Thus They Can Be DUMB!

So Chris Brown and Rhianna are apparently together. I'm watching Showbiz Tonight on Headline News and they are listening to viewer voicemails. My favorite message is one from a woman who thinks that Chris Brown should be given a second chance because he is young. That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard. That's like saying that Michael Jackson should be allowed to have play dates with the kids that accused him of child molestation. They are both adults and I suppose if Rhianna wants to get back with Chris Brown that's fine, she is free to make her own mistakes. Maybe this alleged abuse never occurred.

My take, best case scenario this is mostly a publicity stunt.
More likely, if something went down, Rhianna wants to perpetuate the cycle of abuse. This is so classic, an Ipod Touch and diamond bracelet for her birthday the week after the alleged abuse. An abuser would do that. Now they can get along great for a while, until Nick Cannon starts sending mysterious text messages, the tension builds, and Rhianna gets a Timbaland Boot to her grill. Domestic violence is bullshit, any broad that gets beat by her knucklehead partner ought not take him back. Easier said than done, but, its mental sickness that causes this. I know Rhianna isn't trapped at home or financially isolated, with kids at home, scared that they will all die if she leaves him. Taking an abuser back when you are a celebrity sends a clear message: "It's cool to beat women." I don't want my baby sister listening to, watching, or looking up to anyone who does that crap.

CB still has his day in court to come. Hopefully he doesn't go OJ style. But if the allegations are true this is just another example of how dumb America has become. I'm moving to New Zealand.

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