Sneak Peak: My appearance on Inside the Actor's Studio

If you've ever watched Inside the Actor's Studio on Bravo, then you'll know how he asks the same standard questions to every guest.  Part of the interview includes questions from the Proust questionaire.  This is a throwback to Lipton's hero, some French dude named Bernard Pivot.  I'm always surprised at how much more I like actors after seeing them on the show.  My favorite all time guest is Dave Chappelle.    An invitation to the Actor's Studio is quite an accomplishment, thus, if called upon, I want to be prepared.  Here are my answers to the Proust questionaire.    

Q: What is your favorite word?
A:  Telekinesis

Q: What is your least favorite word? 
A:  Panties

Q: What turns you on?
A:  Speed

Q: What turns you off?
A:  Clutter

Q: What sound or noise do you hate?
A:  Alarm Clocks

Q:  What is your favorite curse word?
A:  F**king douchebag

Q:  What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
A:   Fighter pilot

Q:  What profession would you not like to do?
A:   Male Gigolo

Q:  If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
A:  "Wake up and come back in 30 years."