I'm a Pescatarian

It sounds like an astrological sign, but, I broke down and ordered salmon at the applicant dinner tonight. I suppose that ordering the fish instead of steak in an attempt to mitigate the sissy factor of a guy ordering a vegetarian entree when the food is free was futile. I was going to order the filet though, it was the most expensive thing on the menu. The waitress, was cute faced but very, very overweight. I asked her what her favorite was, and she said the salmon. In all honesty the salmon was delicious and I wanted to order it but was afraid it might smell too fishy. Anyways, this whole diet was to lose weight and live a longer life and I think that fish minus red meat is healthier than strict vegetarian [rationalizing]. But seriously, why is it not a compliment to say, "that girl has such a pretty face, she should be a plus size model!" Goes over like the Hindenburg. On a lighter note, I learned that the one of my other dinners is going to be at Geisha House.